Saturday, October 25, 2008

My Scary Life

So on Friday night I went to the Haunted Forest with Tiburon. It was a blast! She blogged all about it here. So I won't bore you with a complete copy cat post. Hers was perfect. Instead, I'll let you in on a few scary secrets about my life...picture included.

In an attempt to get down to my college weight, I've gone on a starvation diet. I think it's working...

( I should probably focus on a new wardrobe now, huh?)




Usually, when I got out in public, I've spent some time on hair and make up. But today I'm going to expose my first-thing-in-the-morning look to the world...


But usually a good mud mask gets me back to normal...



If you know me at all, you'll know that I hate to be woken up while I'm sleeping. I can get real testy. So when my neighbor's dog wakes me up in the night, I usually run to the window and shout at them. For some reason, they always back down...



Big K has hired out our yard work. They are a bunch of clowns, but they're pretty cheap...

One thing you may not know about me is that I'm super into fashion. I have a huge closet packed full with rows of clothes. But it makes the decision-making part so stressful.


I hope my husband doesn't read this. He doesn't know that I've been getting a little something-something on the side. This is a picture of me and my afternoon delight...

Tiboron wanted a picture of herself with us. I think she may be trying to steal my man!



I live in a really old house. One hundred and 13 years old. We've heard spooky sounds coming from the basement sometimes. I've wondered if our house might be haunted. So I set up a hidden camera to take a picture if anything moves down there. Here is the first shot....
Maybe we should move.




We should probably hook our house up to the city plumbing. Our well water tastes funny sometimes.


Well, that's a little sneak peak into my life. Hope you enjoyed it.

9 comments:

CaraDee said...

I likey yer coat.

Chelsea said...

I am totally cracking up as I read this! So funny! :D

K and/or K said...

Isn't it funny how people never really understand strangers they meet on blogs until a revealing post like this? Thanks for sharing the real you! :-)

Tiburon said...

Ari - your life seems to have gone to hell in a hand basket. I think we need to find you a life coach or something.

Just saying...

devri said...

You should have brang me along, did I just invite myself to something that already happened? Man I suck@@

Mindi said...

i'm sad that i wasn't there to party with you chicks. i love to scream.

my dad used to take us to a haunted house every year and laugh the whole way through. memories.

Christie said...

I love the haunted forest too much. Was the guy with no legs there this year? He scared the poop outta me a couple of years ago. I love that place - glad you had fun.

Omgirl said...

No, no guy without legs this year. Bummer!

MiaKatia said...

That was too funny! I look like you do when woken up in the middle of the night...