Happy Birthday, Sweetheart!!!!
I know it sucks to have your birthday on a day when you have to share it with ghosts, vampires, bats, skulls, kids, costumes, parties, trick or treating, handing out candy, and everything else NOT focused on you. But I wanted you to know that I think you are amazing, excellent, awesome, smart, funny, very funny, helpful, ingeneous, creative, hardworking, kind, generous, sexy, unique, and wonderful. You are good at everything you do (except drumming) and impress me time and time again with how smart you are. You're the best dad I've ever met, seen, or heard of in my whole life. Your fajitas rock. Your hands and feet are beautiful. Your knowledge of 70's rock is unparalleled. Your beard is so multi-colored. Your driving is nearly as good as mine. You sleep quietly and don't snore (that's a big one). You do all the fix-it jobs around the house so I don't have to. And you take super good care of me. I'm lucky to have you.
p.s. You're super old.