Thursday, April 29, 2010

An Open Letter To An Unlucky Preschool Teacher

Dear Mrs. Rose,

I'd like to apologize in advance for the fact that Daphne will spend half of today glued to the cieling. I'd like to send my sincerest regrets for any furniture or other children who get broken. Please forgive her if she talks so fast it seems she is speaking in tongues. And when there is a circular path worn in the carpet around her chair, I will pay for it to be fixed, of course.

You see, when I sent her to the kitchen today with permission to get a drink of juice, I couldn't have foreseen that she would find it easier to take a drink from my bottle of Crystal Light Energy on the counter (with 120 gms of caffeine). And I could never have guessed that she could consume half of it in the 8 seconds she was in the kitchen. But I clearly underestimated both her thirst and her resourcefulness.

So please, forgive her for what will undoubtedly be her worst behaved day ever. 60 grams of caffiene and a 30 lb girl isn't the best combination.

Sincerely,

Daphne's Mom

14 comments:

Tiffany said...

YOWZA! At least you gave fair warning!

Kristina P. said...

Eeeek! I can't wait to hear all about her day!

rae said...

YIKES

Just SO said...

Holy hyped up preschooler! I hope it wasn't too bad.

just call me jo said...

Poor baby, she's gonna crash this afternoon.

Wym said...

is it disturbing that my not yet two year old craves Diet Coke like Mommy? she steals it at every chance!

Suzie said...

BWAHAHAHhA
That is awesome.
(Not really, but kinda)

hope she has come down from the high.
:)

Chillygator said...

Oh man! That sounds amazing!

kado! said...

What? There is Crystal Light Energy drinks!? Gotta check that out! ;)

Megan said...

Hahaha... Oh dear! I bought a box of that for my husband when he was trying to stop drinking soda & he said he is afraid to drink it.
You should have kept her home & pulled out the video camera.

Koreena said...

Wow! Hope the teacher survived the day. Hope you did, too!

Sara said...

That's classic!

L. said...

HOW FUNNY! We are all waiting for a report. (She seemed OK when I came over Friday.)

p.s. Thanks for being an AWESOME daughter! I love you!

MiaKatia said...

ACK!! I feel bad for her teacher, but at the same time it is pretty funny!