Tuesday, April 27, 2010

The Wish Fairy

If a wish fairy showed up today and said, "I can wave my magic wand and change 3 things about your body," what 3 things would you change?


1) Hairless. Except eyebrows, eyelashes, and head. Why pay for laser treatments when you have a wish fairy around?
2) Bibbity-Bobbity-Buttlift!
3) I almost said lovely cheekbones on this one, but I suppose I should be a titch more practical (because, you know, wish fairies are all about pragmatism) and wish for perfect vision. You'd think this one wouldn't need a wish fairy with science on our side, but my eyes have never been stable enough for lasik. Stupid eyeballs.



Soul-Fusion said...

hairless and perfect vision are pretty high on my wish list - my mother thinks someone should invent a dip where you basically dunk your whole body in (minus eyes and hair of course) and it all magically goes away forever. My third thing would be a fully functioning knee that no longer requires surgery, knee braces or ibuprofin and can be run on and jumped on without ill effect.
Wow, I thought I would be more vain than those three but there you go.

Jen said...

Oh I want the hair-less one too! Nice legs would be number one though, and hmmm no more cronic back pain.

Kristina P. said...

I would love to have my tummy pooch go away. I can't wait to see that that looks like *after* I have kids.

just call me jo said...

Make it three for hairlessness. One complete face lift (does a good nose go with this one?) And lovely, long legs with nice ankles. I've never had ankles.

Teachinfourth said...

Where would I start?

Natasha said...

Hi! I'm here from Teachinfourth's blog. Hmm, I think being hairless would be nice, no more shaving!; Perfect vision; And not sure on the last one, I have so many other things I would want to change.

Rachel Sue said...

Hmmm. My belly. #1. My arms. #2. and I think I'm with you. My eyes would have to be #3.

Mrs. Organic said...

I was just at Sephora and saw a product called Buttlift-in-a-box - how sad is it that I wondered if it actually worked?

I would love to have all my stretchmarks disappear.

And the no more shaving - EVER - is very appealing.

jennie w. said...

1. Super awesome butt

2. Super awesome skinny hips

3. Super flat stomach

So basically everything changed between my belly button and my thighs.

I can't believe so many people would waste a wish on being hair-free!

CaraDee said...

I have the hair under control.
Mine would be
1. Add some calves!
2. Have a tummy tuck
3. Add some boobs

I can always tattoo my eyebrows on. The other 3 involve plastic surgery. ha!

L. said...

Hey, I have it mostly wrapped up in wish #1 -- have my 17 year-old body back, lock, stock and barrel! (Or boobs, butt, and belly!)

Then the no hair and good eyes. (I also wouldn't have knock knees, but that's wish #4. Can I wish for a normal personality? WOULD I want a normal personality?)

Hmmm, I wouldn't mind wishing for the pictured "fairy" as my companion, but only if he comes with a normal, masculine sex drive, and is crazy for me.

Anonymous said...

Ah, good question.

Um... first I'd go with perfect vision. That would be nice. Second, I'd want my keratosis gone--you know, those red bumps a lot of people get on their upper arms? Mine is terrible, especially in the winter. 90% of my shirts are half to full sleeves. And last... I think I'd probably due the body hair too, namely because shaving my underarms sucks major time.

I considered getting the flat stomach, but since I feel that's something I can do on my own (if I'm determined, anyway) I wouldn't make it one of my three. :D

alex dumas said...

I would raise my metabolism to where it was when I was sixteen, so I could eat anything I wanted and not worry about what effect it would have. I would also wish for the gray hair to go away so that I wouldn't have to color it anymore. And I would probably have my menstrual cycle turned off, with no nasty hormonal side effects.

MiaKatia said...

All for the hairless! I love my glasses so wouldn't give those up.

Just SO said...

Perfectly straight white teeth. I would put this on all three places but that probably isn't in the rules so here are my other two...

a flat tummy
long hair

kado! said...

since the butt lift fairy in non-exsistant...(I've searched many years for her) try the next best thing. Best EVER butt jeans:


It's ALL in the pocket...oh and make sure you wear them with a heel...NO flats! (for maximum lift!)