Thursday, April 15, 2010

America's Grandest Bathroom

Have I mentioned before that I hate bad bathrooms? That I despise poorly-made public restroom locks and stalls? That I detest the feeling that I'm going to be barged in on at any second and that the whole world will see me sitting on the pot? I have? A few times? Hmmmm...

Well, have I mentioned how much I appreciate a good bathroom? One with tall doors, good locks, nicely appointed finish-work, and a good assortment of fine desks and chairs that will never be used because who wants to sit around in a bathroom writing letters by hand no matter how nice the desk is? I have? Twice?

Well, I have to say it one more time. My hat is off to you this time, Grand America. I would pee in your bathrooms any time, any day. And that is the truest compliment I can bestow.






So, next time you're in downtown SLC and you've got to go, might I suggest a stop at the Grand America? You won't regret it.

9 comments:

Kristina P. said...

Now *that* is a bathroom!

Chelsea said...

Nice!

The Boob Nazi said...

Wow. That is quite nice.

kado! said...

Well they definitely were not talking about this bathroom when they spoke one of my favorite quotes in the movie, American Psycho, "They don't have a Good coke-bathroom."

nice!

Tiffany said...

I love this post. A new bar has been set.

MiaKatia said...

Your bathroom posts still crack me up ;)

jennie w. said...

Thoroughly private stalls??? Heaven!

Lia said...

Wow, that's an amazing bathroom.
I want it in my house.
You'd feel like Princess in there every day. Heck I might not ever come out of there.

much love
Lia
xx

Charlie said...

I'm glad you used the word Rococo. :D