Thursday, January 8, 2009

My Oddidities

So it appears that have a bunch of sickos reading my blog. People with insatiable morbid curiosity. They WANT to see my two-headed monster toes. And my crooked glasses that make one eye look smaller than the other. They are desperate to look at the freak-show that is me. Well, far be it for me to disappoint my faithful (albeit sick and twisted) fans. So here you go...

This picture shows my glasses tilting from the weight of my big coke bottle lense.


And here you can see, if you look closely, the eye on the left appearing just smaller enough than the eye on the right to make me look slightly freakish. It's much more dramatic in real life, I promise.


And the partially webbed toes...

Left

Right

Webbedness

And what good toes should look like. Yes, I drew in the lines between my toes with pen. This was one of my sister's favorite ways to torture me as a child. By pinning me down and drawing my two-headed monsters into normal looking toes.


There. Are you satisfied, you weirdos?

15 comments:

Jeanette said...

Nice pedicure! I never noticed the glasses but I do remember the toes!

MiaKatia said...

Hands down, the best post of the day! Thanks for catering to the sick and twisted massed that do love you so!! Coloring in the lines between your toes? That is just mean, and sort of funny.

jennie w. said...

I have never noticed your eyes! Too busy thinking about my own beady little eyeballs, I guess.

jennie w. said...

I thought your glasses tilted because one ear is lower than the other.

Holly said...

I LOVE IT!! Your toes are awesome! And don't feel badly, my feet are as wide as they are long. ( ok not really, but I really hate shoe shopping)

Thanks for posting those!

Holly said...

By the way, you totally look like Anne Hatheway. Just a random side note.

Melissa said...

Thank you, my curiosity is now satisfied! Have to admit, the toes, a little freaky, the eyes, not so much. When I get really tired or cry to hard, my left eye totally crosses in. sshhhh don't tell anyone!

Christie said...

I love the toes! I honestly never would have noticed anything wrong with them though if you hadn't pointed it out.

Kristine said...

Yea I totally don't notice the glasses making your eye look smaller. hehe... The toes on the other hand are adorable! And I like how you painted your toe nails along with the inked lines of what real toes should look like! Hahaha!

Kami said...

I'm a little jealous of your toes...I bet you swim faster. :)

Great post!

Tiffany said...

Now THOSE are some freaking awesome toes!

tiburon said...

The toes are freaky. It might be a deal breaker.

But my favorite part is how drawing the lines on your toes also got them painted.

That is awesome.

Tanja said...

I like how you go to the extent to satisfy people's morbid curiosity! That's fabulous!

Suzie said...

Ha ha ha!!! Things I didn't know about you! Way funny, do you make a habit of drawing lines on your toes?

André said...

Wow, you are a freak!