This picture shows my glasses tilting from the weight of my big coke bottle lense.
And here you can see, if you look closely, the eye on the left appearing just smaller enough than the eye on the right to make me look slightly freakish. It's much more dramatic in real life, I promise.
And the partially webbed toes...
Left
Right
Webbedness
And what good toes should look like. Yes, I drew in the lines between my toes with pen. This was one of my sister's favorite ways to torture me as a child. By pinning me down and drawing my two-headed monsters into normal looking toes.
There. Are you satisfied, you weirdos?
15 comments:
Nice pedicure! I never noticed the glasses but I do remember the toes!
Hands down, the best post of the day! Thanks for catering to the sick and twisted massed that do love you so!! Coloring in the lines between your toes? That is just mean, and sort of funny.
I have never noticed your eyes! Too busy thinking about my own beady little eyeballs, I guess.
I thought your glasses tilted because one ear is lower than the other.
I LOVE IT!! Your toes are awesome! And don't feel badly, my feet are as wide as they are long. ( ok not really, but I really hate shoe shopping)
Thanks for posting those!
By the way, you totally look like Anne Hatheway. Just a random side note.
Thank you, my curiosity is now satisfied! Have to admit, the toes, a little freaky, the eyes, not so much. When I get really tired or cry to hard, my left eye totally crosses in. sshhhh don't tell anyone!
I love the toes! I honestly never would have noticed anything wrong with them though if you hadn't pointed it out.
Yea I totally don't notice the glasses making your eye look smaller. hehe... The toes on the other hand are adorable! And I like how you painted your toe nails along with the inked lines of what real toes should look like! Hahaha!
I'm a little jealous of your toes...I bet you swim faster. :)
Great post!
Now THOSE are some freaking awesome toes!
The toes are freaky. It might be a deal breaker.
But my favorite part is how drawing the lines on your toes also got them painted.
That is awesome.
I like how you go to the extent to satisfy people's morbid curiosity! That's fabulous!
Ha ha ha!!! Things I didn't know about you! Way funny, do you make a habit of drawing lines on your toes?
Wow, you are a freak!
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