Friday, January 30, 2009

McPhee Madness, Part 3

This will probably be the final installment of McPhee Madness. Judging from the onslaught of comments regarding this series of posts, I know that you will all be so disappointed. All six of you. But the hilarity had to end sometime.

1) I always thought toast was a boring breakfast item. Now I know I'm not alone.


2)Too chicken to get your own tattoos? Then tattoo your young daughters! And wear a shirt to brag about it.


3)Finally! The narwhal (is that how you spell that???) toy. With spearing action! comes with three lovable endangered animals to mutilate. What fun.


4) There's a special class of nerdiness reserved for people who like to mix Greek history with fantasy play. You know that guy--you sat next to him in homeroom. And here is the perfect present for that kid. Plus, it's been updated to the 21st Century with a black leather pants-suit for Medusa. Groovy.


5) Just tell me why-oh-why someone would want to wear this shirt!

6) Tired of all the squirrel johnsons hanging around your yard? No problem.


7) The Jesus action figure! With gliding action! Comes with 3 loaves and 2 fishes. Need more? No purchase necessary! Just add faith.

8) Ever wonder what would happen if Alfred E. Newman married Laa Laa from Teletubbies? Me neither. But here's your answer:


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It's McPhee's book to explain why people would buy all the wierd stuff they sell. My question is, "Who would buy that book??!"





Well, this concludes the third installment of McPhee Madness. If you missed the first or second, click here and here. I can't say for sure if there will be another. I guess I'll have to leave it up to my readers to decide. (That's a hint. If you want to see more, you'd better say so!)

10 comments:

Kristina P. said...

That toast thing is awesome!!

jennie w. said...

I totally want to read that book.

MiaKatia said...

The Narwhal was so funny and so wrong!

rychelle said...

I have been looking EVERYWHERE for squirrel underpants!

lisa24n7 said...

Do squirrels wear boxers too? lol ;o)

Christie said...

Those are hilarious. And I wanted to thank you for having play group today. It was fun to chat with you - we should hang out more often. And Bryn cried for Daphne 1/2 the way home (until she started crying to go swimming). Anyway - thanks!

Chadlock said...

This little entry made me laugh out outloud! Please go on and do another!

Chadlock said...

This little entry made me laugh out out loud! Please go on and do another!

tiburon said...

I was wondering where I could find some squirrel underpants. My usual supplier stopped selling them...

André said...

Everyone that has kids and monkeys can save their money on these frivolous items and just let them play with dirt and their own poop - they'll do it for hours anyway no matter what you buy them.