Thursday, April 30, 2009

Do WHAT to my WHAT?!?


If you use gmail (and possibly if you use other email programs or even web browsers), you may have noticed that there are ads on the sidebar, and that the ads often relate to the subject matter of the email you're writing or reading. At least I have noticed this. If I send someone an email about the zoo, there will be zoo ads on the side bar. If I read an email from someone about Mexican resorts, there will be Mexican resort ads on the sidebar. Well, today while reading an email with some pictures of my Vegas trip from my friend who accompanied me, I saw an add on the sidebar about LABIAPLASTY!!! First of all, RANDOM. There was nothing in either her email or my reply even slightly related to anything remotely having to do with said-plasty. But more importantly, ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Women DO THAT??? AGH! Even after my recent trip to Brazil, where I discovered that the topography wasn't exactly how I had pictured it, I can't imagine being intimately acquainted enough with that area to decide I didn't like the way it looked. And even if I decided that I didn't like the way it looked (though why would I? What do I even have to compare it to??), I can't imagine giving the doc the scalpel and the go ahead to slice and dice down there. I'm thinking surely labiaplasty must be a joke. It's not real, right?


p.s. If it is real, don't tell me. I want to live in a fantasy world where hoohas are not up for that kind of make-over.

16 comments:

jennie w. said...

I think it's meant more to tighten things up down there. To revirginize yourself, so to speak. Not so much for a "facelift". Ewww.

Jen said...

That's pretty funny! I also didn't notice all the related ads until you said that. Too funny. Maybe it brought that up because it was about Vegas and that's where its most popular? who knows.

Chelsea said...

Actually the "tightening" operation is different. Labiaplasty is just on the outside, and it's just for looks. I blame it on porn.

André said...

There are ads all over TV, internet, spam, and everywhere else for male enhancement, so why not female enhancement?

rychelle said...

as a resident of said city, i just want to make it clear that that procedure is not "popular" here. at least, not in my part of the city. =/

SO said...

It's seriously crazed what women will do to their bodies. I'm going with Chelsea on this one. I blame it on porn.

L. said...

But what on earth would you want to DO down there? Enlarge or reduce, change shape or color? AND WHO THE HECK CARES? (Well, maybe porn stars and Muslum husbands.)

"Slice and dice!" I nearly fell out of my chair laughing!

You know, maybe it's to repair those tragically abused African women who were given a non-choice "-ectomy" when they were babies. THAT'S a true-life horror!!!

Tanja said...

All I have to say is WHY????

Melissa said...

For once, in a great while, I have found myself speechless.

CaraDee said...

Don't knock it till you try it... JK

MiaKatia said...

Oh my dear!

Appalachian Woman said...

ok - stay in that fantsy - wink wink nod nod

o my, huh?

the ads on google - noticed that a while back - kind of a scary big brother thot, huh?

Jen said...

Ok so this is completely unrelated to the above post, but have you ever been here? http://thesweettoothfairy.com/index.html
I ran into this site from another I visit and thought with your sweet tooth it maybe some place you would want to try, if you haven't already!

Martha H. said...

I got your comment. Yes! Please e-mail me about the twins. I'll tell all.

Shawn said...

EEEEWWWWWW!!! EEEEEEWWWWWW!
I am a bit freaked out right now.


I am going to my happy place....

tiburon said...

Keeping my mouth shut...