Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Brazil--A Metaphor

I've never been to Brazil before. I've been fairly close. Let's call it southern Central America. But I saw this commercial...






...and I decided to take my first trip to Brazil today. Let just say, this will be my last trip to Brazil. I think Central America is as far south as I ever want to get again. EVER.

13 comments:

tiburon said...

What the crap!??! How can you not like Brazil?!

I go every 6 weeks. It is my favorite of all the southern countries.

You have issues.

Martha H. said...

ha ha ha I love the metaphor. Too funny.

jennie w. said...

I only go as far as the playboy mansion. Brazil is a little too sicko for me. Why would I want to look like a 12 year old "down there"?

Melissa said...

You so missed my own posts about my brazilian faux pas last week.

I love Brazil - just be careful how you get there!

tiburon said...

Jennie -

I think SOME people prefer Brazil over the 1970's pornstar afrobush that tends to run rampant.

SOME people like the nice clean look.

Just.saying.

Chelsea said...

Oh man. Did you get waxed or shave? I alternate between going all the way to Brazil and just halfway there. IMO you can get the clean look without being bald as a 6 year old.

L. said...

You can tell how old you are when it takes 4 readings of the blog, 2 bewildered watchings of the video, and three times through everybody's comments to get a GLIMMER of what you guys are talking about. GOOD GRIEF, YOU GUYS!

Shawn said...

Oh, my gosh!!! I couldn't stop
laughing!! Soooo funny!

I have been to Brazil two times---the country, that is, but never gone there like you did... Heh, heh.

By the by---congrats on winning one of my giveaways!! Yay!

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CaraDee said...

So I read this and thought, "This is something I would blog, only I wouldn't...." ha.
But after saying that, I"m surprised you had never been. I mean, isn't it just female curiosity to see what Brazil is like? I went there as a young, young teen. And I've been there several times since, just for fun, or maybe I hopped on the wrong plane in the shower and just went with it. But I don't stay there long, just a quick trip, then it's back to real life. It's too itchy in Brazil.

Suzie said...

I wasn't giving my full attention to the commercial the first time around, but the 2nd I watched in full detail, my favorite part is the plant in the corner, HAHAHA!
As for me, no 6 year old looking bits here, DH isn't into that. THANK GOODNESS! I really don't want to be itchy or spend the bucks and OUCH getting a wax.

Sara said...

All I have to say is good thing your not a germophobe, cause your gonna be doing a lot of itching!

veronica said...

I totally had to go back and watch that again, just to see the foliage shrink! Too funny.

Brazil? No so funny. I'm scared I would meet "nick" in Brazil. Nick should never be anywhere near Brazil!

André said...

Não fui ao Brasil e não quero ir.