Monday, March 16, 2009

Stumped.




It's Monday night. Bordering on Tuesday wee early in the morning. And I HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO THINK OF ANYTHING TO WRITE ABOUT SINCE SATURDAY. Yes, there was a post on Sunday morning. But I wrote it on Saturday and just scheduled it for Sunday. I don't know what my deal is, but my well has run dry. Humor has deserted me, I've run out of chilren-being-naughty stories, and I can't even think about anything to bitch about, which is one step shy of hell freezing over. So I'm soliciting topics. Just give me a topic and I'll write a blog post about it. Or ask a question about me. I'll answer it truthfully. Or else I'll do a dare of your choice. Just please, FOR THE LOVE, help me out!!!

And please, number your topics. Each of you. Sequentially. Start with #1. Or A). Go.

13 comments:

Kristina P. said...

I totally feel you.

I'm thinking about taking my blog on spring break, starting Wednesday.

devri said...

I am in the same boat! Maybe we all need a break..

I dare you to eat something green!

jennie w. said...

The last time you went to the DMV.

SO said...

2. Your favorite childhood memory.

CaraDee said...

C. Anything you've tried to start labor.

Tiffany said...

4. Take us back to 1994. Where were you and what were you doing?

rychelle said...

5.
what would you do for a klondike bar?

Omgirl said...

Sorry, Cara. I've never had to do anything to try to get labor to start. I was 3 weeks 2 days early when my water broke with Daphne and 2 weeks early when my water broke with Beck. Of course, labor never started after that with either child, but they would at least give me pitocin at that point. (My MIL swears by caster oil. She almost had Big Daddy in the car after taking that.) Hope you can get things moving soon!

tiburon said...

How many licks does it take to get to the delicious chewy center of a Tootsie Pop?

Go buy some and just give us the average.

Melissa said...

Castor Oil DOES NOT WORK!!! I tried it twice. FAIL.
Pregnancy pizza and/or sex.

How many green marshmellows can you stuff in your mouth at one time?

Melissa said...

PS - please include a picture. : )

André said...

1001. First and second date disasters

1002. Five favorite algorithms

1003. Three most disgusting (anonymous) people you've seen

1004. Razor of choice

1005. Your dream home

1006. Anything about cheesecake, it's been a while

Shawn said...

I like the idea of getting a word and writing a poem about it.


So, here it is: flaccid.