Monday, March 16, 2009
It's Monday night. Bordering on Tuesday wee early in the morning. And I HAVE NOT BEEN ABLE TO THINK OF ANYTHING TO WRITE ABOUT SINCE SATURDAY. Yes, there was a post on Sunday morning. But I wrote it on Saturday and just scheduled it for Sunday. I don't know what my deal is, but my well has run dry. Humor has deserted me, I've run out of chilren-being-naughty stories, and I can't even think about anything to bitch about, which is one step shy of hell freezing over. So I'm soliciting topics. Just give me a topic and I'll write a blog post about it. Or ask a question about me. I'll answer it truthfully. Or else I'll do a dare of your choice. Just please, FOR THE LOVE, help me out!!!
And please, number your topics. Each of you. Sequentially. Start with #1. Or A). Go.