Monday, August 25, 2008

The Right Friends

In this life, you have to choose the right friends. You can't be friends with everyone. So how to you choose? This is a topic I've thought about a lot. And I've pretty much narrowed it down to one important factor: Free stuff. Yes, you heard me. A good friend is one who gives you free stuff. You can see their devotion to you when stuff shows up on your doorstep, unsolicited. You can judge their character and their knowledge of your taste by what they send, and you can be sure you're not running with the poor crowd when gifts are given liberally. It's a failproof plan!

Case in point:




THIS beautiful silver T showed up on my doorstep today from B. Spears (who currently resides in Southern Utah, it appears.) I think that might not be the true sender, but no matter. Whoever she is, she ROCKS. And she should clearly be considered a very good friend. She gets an A+ on all accounts: A) I love silver B) I needed something new for my mantle (read piano top) and C) the T stands for Terrific, which is so true of me. So you can see how awesome this gift really is. Notice how classy it looks against the dust on top of my mantle (paino top). A good friend Brittney, or whoever, is indeed. Kisses, Girlfriend.

8 comments:

Mindi said...

whoever she is she has impeccable taste!!!!

it's all love for you, my dear.
you chose RIGHT.

CaraDee said...

And that's why I'm friends with YOU... ha ha ha. Too bad I haven't returned the favor. Though if you count all my animals as a petting zoo, then indeed I have given you free admission??

Holly said...

I dont think I have ever sent you anything.. maybe its about time.. lol

Kami said...

No way...you are friens with Britney Spears?! So cool!

ps. love the letter T!

Misty said...

Wow, I apparently haven't been making friends with the right people!!! Either way, can I be your friend? I am doing a giveaway of free stuff on my blog: http://toddandmisty.blogspot.com/2008/08/order-by-thursday-free-scentsy-giveaway.html :)

Tiburon said...

Huh that is weird. I think it might have been sent to the WRONG house. I am pretty sure it is a "T" for Tiburon.

MiaKatia said...

Ha ha ha. Love you sweet friend B. Spears!

alex dumas said...

Mindi is beginning to make my butt itch (to borrow from a mutual friend) for showing you so much love and then dropping you flat.