In this life, you have to choose the right friends. You can't be friends with everyone. So how to you choose? This is a topic I've thought about a lot. And I've pretty much narrowed it down to one important factor: Free stuff. Yes, you heard me. A good friend is one who gives you free stuff. You can see their devotion to you when stuff shows up on your doorstep, unsolicited. You can judge their character and their knowledge of your taste by what they send, and you can be sure you're not running with the poor crowd when gifts are given liberally. It's a failproof plan!
Case in point:
THIS beautiful silver T showed up on my doorstep today from B. Spears (who currently resides in Southern Utah, it appears.) I think that might not be the true sender, but no matter. Whoever she is, she ROCKS. And she should clearly be considered a very good friend. She gets an A+ on all accounts: A) I love silver B) I needed something new for my mantle (read piano top) and C) the T stands for Terrific, which is so true of me. So you can see how awesome this gift really is. Notice how classy it looks against the dust on top of my mantle (paino top). A good friend Brittney, or whoever, is indeed. Kisses, Girlfriend.