Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Down and Out



I'm sitting here in my bed, in my jammies, no make-up, no brushed teeth or hair, at 11:06am. No, I'm not lazy; I'm post-op drugged up! I had my laproscopy yesterday. And I'm not quite 100% yet. Not even quite 55% yet, I'd say. So I'm going to take this opportunity to catch up on all the wonderful blogs I have sadly neglected during this busy holiday season. And I'm going to attempt to write a few posts of my own. If I get to it, you may get to hear a little about:

-a great new sugar cookie recipe (even newer than the last one!)
-peeing blue
-Why I may bomb a movie theater
-How to give yourself 3 days of serious nightmares
-Why I hope, for your sake, you've never heard the children's song "Down By the Bay"
-How to nearly ruin Christmas
-Why I might bomb an insurance company
-Why I might get arrested for too many bombing threats
-Ways in which I am seriously disturbed (not bombing related). And proud of it.
-How I still need a Wisconsin quarter. Actually, maybe I'll just leave that one at that.

But you first. It's Christmas and I'm feeling magnanimous. I'll be seeing you on your blog soon!

16 comments:

kado! said...

peeing blue??? does that mean what I think it means???? ;)

Kristina P. said...

Take care of yourself!

Chillygator said...

Oh, man, those all sound like wonderful topics! I can't wait to hear about all of them.

M-Cat said...

Great topics indeed! But easy with the bomb threats, and for the love of pete, don't put on in your underwear! You'll burn brazil

Judi said...

Sorry you're so down and out!
I thought it was Pennsylvania you needed? I have been looking for one and have probably passed up lots of Wisconsins!

Omgirl said...

True, Judi. It was Pennsylvania. Then someone mailed one to me and I got out my whole collection to take a picture and realized I was missing Wisconsin. So now, Wisconsin is the one to find. Thanks for looking for Pennsylvania for me, though. So sweet of you!

Tom Bailey said...

Wisconsin quarters?

Maybe all the packers fans are hording all the wisconsins? Or maybe Brett Favre bought them all?

I just went through a roll and did not find one either.

Thanks for sharing
Tom Bailey

Chelsea said...

That is a lot of theoretical bombing! So funny, I was just randomly thinking yesterday about how you were collecting those and I wondered if you had them all. I will look for Wisconsin whenever I get change now. I hope you recovery quickly, and enjoy the good drugs!

Appalachian Woman said...

Godspeed in your healing!

Check out our cutsie xmas pics - bound to make you smile if i do say so myself! - enjoy!

feel better soon!
traci

http://appalachianwoman.blogspot.com

Karyn said...

Happy New YEAR!

Lia said...

Don't worry about the bombing threats, you can always pass them off as being hormonally challenged and drug induced stress. I think that would be a good defense.
Hope your back on your feet soon and feeling more your normal self.

I'd like to wish you and yours a happy, healthy and prosperous 2010 and I hope you have many blessings in 2010.
Much love
Lia
xx

Shawn said...

Hope you are all well now....

André said...

No make-up at 11:06? I totallty believe you weren't feeling 100%. Jen told me some of the TTC results and although nothing we can say really aids or alleviates anything, I feel for you. If you some help on the bomb-making, I know a guy.

Holly said...
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Holly said...

I went through the whole infertility roller coaster for years. I hope it goes well for you and soon!

L. said...

I'm dying to know what the "Comment Deleted" said. Was it a nasty stranger offering to help you get preggers?