Formspring 2

Thank you to all who have participated in formspring. It's time for another round! First, thought, I must apologize wholeheartedly that three of the questions asked last week on my formspring page were lost in cyberspace. After I answered them, they never showed up on my profile page. I tried troubleshooting it and there were hundreds of similar posts about questions being lost. I guess formspring still has a few kinks to work out. Anyway, if you want to ask them again, I'll be happy to answer them again. Otherwise, please accept my humble apologies for their loss.

Questions Answered:

Do you think you guys will ever move to Austin? It rocks.
Not likely, but also not impossible. If we can ever get the Cutterpillar thing going and it's making decent money, Kelly will feel OK about looking for a better job. Maybe in Austin??

What kind of cake will you be having today? HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
My cake was chocoate with white buttercream frosting. And thank you for the birthday wishes!

How do I purchase said passion party products?
My website is http://www.thepassionroom.yourpassionconsultant.com. I can also mail you catalogues (they're much easier to browse that way) if you email me at hotbootymama at gmail dot com. p.s. Passion parties is having a huge sale right now on discontinued and seasonal products. Prices about 75% - 90% off! If anyone is intersted in seeing what's for sale, email me ASAP. They will go fast!

Anything else you'd like to know? Formspring me!

Last Day for 15% off!

If you were tempted to order something fun for Valentine's Day but have been sitting on the fence, let me give you a little push...

TODAY IS THE LAST DAY TO GET 15% OFF!

So you could wait until tomorrow or the next day or the next day to order, but then you'd have to pay more. Why do that to yourself?

Click HERE to browse my Passion Parties website, or email me if you need more personalized shopping help.

Happy Valentine's Day!

Time For Passion!

Valentine's Day is almost here! Are you ready? Do you have something amazing planned? It's not too late to create a night you both will never forget.

Some of you already know that I am a consultant for Passion Parties, an in-home party company that aims to help couples (women especially) get more out of their love life. Some of you don't. Well, it's time you knew! I've been doing Passion Parties for four years and I love it. I love helping women grow closer to their significant other, empower themselves, and feel confident in the bedroom. I do tasteful and educational in-home parties, but I also take phone and internet orders in case you don't live close by.

So it's time to start thinking about doing something fun, sexy, surprising and new for your Sweetie for Valentine's Day! Orders can be placed as late as February 5th for pre-Valentine's Day delivery. But anyone who orders by January 31st can use the code "Jan15" on my website (or by email/phone) and get 15% off their order.

Click HERE to browse my website.

Or email me at arianne at the passionroom dot com if you'd prefer to have catalogues sent to you (in a discreet envelope, of course) or if you have questions. And don't be afraid to ask. Think of me as your own personal, non-German, over 5 foot, under 60, Dr. Ruth. I have suggestions for any problem or can let you know which products I recommend.

Here are a few Valentine's sales and specials I have going on now to pique your curiosity...



Romanta Therapy Creamy Massage Set. Heated Massage pack + creamy massage oil. (Sale - $6.50 Off!)


Hugs and Kisses heated massage packs with Creamsicle edible massage cream (Sale - $8.00 Off!)


Flavor Of Love - The Progressor + FREE Embrace flavored lubricant (Sale - $17 off!)


Fire & Dice - Fireworks warming massage oil + Dirty Dice (Sale - $5.00 off!)


Pure Passion Set. Pure Satisfaction Arousal Gel + FREE Pure Instinct pheramone perfume. (Sale - $20 Off!)



Nibblers Lip Balm. The great flavor of our Nipple Nibblers in a stick. Plumps lips!



Playful Set II. 52 Naughty IOU's, Revelation lubricant, and Bullet. (Sale - $5.00 off!)

Passion Play role playing set. (Sale - $5.00 off!)

Also, the following popular items are on sale:

Super Deluxe Smitten + Passion Massage Lotion - $2 off (Code "2406")
Revelation Lubricant - $1 off (Code "2207")
Tasty Temptation flavored massage candles - $2 off (Code "TT2")
Jelly Osaki - $2.50 off (code "1026")
Gigi - $3.00 off (Code "4003")
Silky Sheets - $1.50 off (Code "SS150")
Any Romanta Therapy product (your choice) - $1.50 off (Email me first for code)

These are just a few of the exiting sensual products we offer to spice up your love life and make your Valentine's Day 2010 the most memorable ever. Visit www.thepassionroom.com to shop my online store, or email me and I will mail catalogues to you. (All orders are confidential and mailed descreetly to your home.)


Happy Valentine's Day!

Dirty Little Secret Part 2

In case you weren't around last year when I let the cat out of the bag, it's time you knew...

I am a Passion Parties' consultant! What is Passion Parties? It's a company that does parties in women's homes, like Tupperware or Pampered Chef. Only instead of selling plastic containers and kitchen gadgets, I sell romantic products. My company's philosophy is that women should be able to enjoy sex as much as men, and if you need a little help, then get it! Everything we sell, with one or two exceptions, is for WOMEN. It's all about making things fun, building intimacy, improving satisfaction...basically bringing husband and wife closer together. And it's all done in the privacy of a friend's home--safe, tasteful, confidential, informative. If you've ever been to a sex-shop trying to find something to spice up your love life, you'll know that it's usually a) embarrassing b) scary c) gross d) expensive and e) overall a nerve-wracking and overwhelming experience. So Passion Parties tries to make looking for romantic products a lot easier and less intimidating. Even some of my most conservative friends have said to me later, "I was really nervous to go to that kind of party, but it was great! It was very tastefully done." And the party consultant is like your own little Dr.Ruth, there to give advice and tips and guide you to finding products that will help you rekindle the romance.

We sell tame things like little card games and dice to help you be more creative in the bedroom, flavored products like chocolate raspberry passion powder and Fireworks flavored massage lotion, and lingerie. We also sell more wild products that I'll leave to your imagination. But everything is sold with the intent to help couples get closer to each other and have more satisfaction in the bedroom.

I went to my first Passion Party about 4 years ago and bought quite a bit of stuff. I went to my second Passion Party the next year and bought a bunch more stuff. I loved their products so much that I decided to sell them. And I've really enjoyed being in this business. It is part teacher (because the parties are very educational), part therapist (because women open up to me about what they're dealing with so I can help them find a solution) and part comedian (because I try to keep my presentations very light). It's really a fun job. And I believe strongly in what I do. I believe that adding a bit of spice to your marriage is a GOOD thing. The more a couple enjoys sex, the more sex they'll have. And the more sex they have, they happier and more faithful they are likely to be. So it's all good for a healthy, happy, even religious marriage!

Things have been kind of slow since the summer, though. People were busy and out of town a lot. So I'm trying to get the ball rolling again now that school is back in session. And with Christmas approaching, my products make great stocking stuffers for your Sweetie. So if you think you might be interested in either products or a party, let me know. You can browse at my website here. If you'd like to know more, you can email me at arianne at the passionroom dot com. (Everything is completely confidential. And don't worry about sharing details or asking me questions....it's my job! Just think of me like your doctor--I don't judge, and I promise I won't laugh.)

AND I have some deals going on:

1) Early Bird Special!! Order by November 30th, and I will give you 15% off your order AND I will enter you in a drawing to receive a Passion Parties basket, full of more than $50 worth of Passion Parties products. (Use the code "earlybird09" on my website.)

2) If you place an order on my website before Dec 30th, use the code "blogpromo" at checkout and I'll give you 10% off your order. (Or mention to me that you saw this on my blog if you perfer to email me your order.)

3) Sign up to hold a party that takes place before Dec 30th and I will give you an extra 5% hostess credit (for a total of 15%) at your party.

4) Not daring enough to hold a party yourself but have a friend you know would love to be a hostess? Well, if you refer someone to me for a party, I'll send YOU a gift certificate to use at my website. Just have them use your name when they contact me.

Thanks for allowing this shameful self-solicitation! I hope to hear from you soon.

Dirty Little Secret

It's time I let the cat out of the bag...

I am a Passion Parties' consultant. If you don't know what Passion Parties is, it's a business doing parties in women's homes, like Tupperware or Pampered Chef. Only instead of selling plastic containers and kitchen gadgets, I sell romantic products. My company's philosophy is that women should be able to enjoy sex as much as men, and if you need a little help, then get it! Everything we sell, with one or two exceptions, is for WOMEN. It's all about making things fun, building intimacy, improving satisfaction...basically bringing husband and wife closer together. And it's all done in the privacy of a friend's home--safe, tasteful, confidential, informative. If you've ever been to a sex-shop, and there aren't many here in Utah--three, to be exact--you'll know that it's usually a) embarrassing b) scary c) gross d) expensive and e) overall a nerve-wracking and overwhelming experience. So Passion Parties tries to make looking for romantic products a lot easier and less intimidating. Even some of my most conservative friends have said to me later, "I was really nervous to go to that kind of party, but it was great! It was very tastefully done." And the party consultant is like your own little Dr.Ruth, there to give advice and tips and guide you to finding products that will help you rekindle the romance.

We sell tame things like little card games and dice to help you be more creative in the bedroom, flavored produts like chocolate raspberry passion powder and Fireworks flavored massage lotion, and lingerie. We also sell more wild products that I'll leave to your imagination. But everything is sold with the intent to help couples get closer to each other and have more satisfaction in the bedroom.

I went to my first Passion Party about 4 years ago and bought quite a bit of stuff. I went to my second Passion Party the next year and bought a bunch more stuff. I loved their products so much that I decided to sell them. And I've really enjoyed being in this business. It is part teacher (because the parties are very educational), part therapist (because women open up to me about what they're dealing with so I can help them find a solution) and part comedian (because I try to keep my presentations very light). It's really a fun job. And I believe strongly in what I do. I believe that adding a bit of spice to your marriage is a GOOD thing. The more a couple enjoys sex, the more sex they'll have. And the more sex they have, they happier and more faithful they are likely to be. So it's all good for a healthy, happy, even LDS marriage!

Things have been kind of slow since the summer, though. People are busy and out of town a lot. So I'm trying to get the ball rolling again now that school is back in session. So if you think you might be intersted in either products or a party, let me know. You can browse at my website here. If you'd like to know more, you can email me at arianne at the passionroom dot com. In fact if you email with an order me or decide to hold a party, just use the code "blogpromo" (or mention to me that you saw this on my blog) and I'll give you 10% off your order or an extra 5% hostess credit at your party. And if you refer someone to me for an order or a party, I'll send YOU a gift certificate to use at my website. Just have them use your name when they contact me.

Thanks for allowing this shameful self-solicitation!