Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Dancing Queen

Mia, you're a genious! When in doubt (or in a blogging funk), post pics!

I had a photo shoot with my dance studio on Saturday. We all got dolled up in our dance costumes, put on our whorish make-up, and spent 4 hours having our bodies contorted pics taken by a professional photographer. I don't know when we'll get copies of those pics, but I had the photographer snap a couple shots with my own camera whilst in the ridiculous poses he had me in. Unfortunately, there was some child-related goober on the lense, so all but one of the pics came out fuzzy. This will have to suffice until the professional shots come back....


(oh, how I love the cutlets!)



(One of the dance instructors, Mandy)


(This is not my partner. This is my dance instructor's partner. As in PARTNER, not partner.)



I have just recieved word that I dance at 7:47 and 7:48 am. That's IN THE MORNING, people. Heaven help this night owl. Do you think I will be able manage to apply 8 coats of foundation plus 2 lbs of eye make up plus fake eyelashes at 5 o'clock in the morning???

21 comments:

Kristina P. said...

Well, at least you look like a high-class whore!

You look beautiful!

rychelle said...

7:47 in the am? what the what?!?

Vanessa said...

Wanna make out?

Jen said...

Oh my heck, you look GREAT Arianne!!! :)

tiburon said...

You're a fox. In French you would be called "la renarde" and you would be hunted with only your cunning to protect you.

You're a BABE!

You're a robo-babe.

In Latin you would be called "babia majora".

If you were a president you would be Baberaham Lincoln.


Good luck on that whole 5am thing. Feel free to call me - I will be in NYC - and it will be significantly later there ;)

alex dumas said...

Despite all of the things I may have written that I don't enjoy about costumes, I *may* like seeing it on other people.

M-Cat said...

Are you going to let me come watch the competition and whistle and cheer you on?

Nicki said...

You look GORGEOUS! I hope you get video of it - I really want to see it :)

tiburon said...

Oh, and seriously. Where did those boobs come from??

Mindi said...

heh. heh. heh. tiburon said 'boobs'.

i agree with all of your blesbian bff's --you are STUNNING. and your rack looks FREAKING AWESOME.

it feels good to dress up like a hooch every once in a while, though, doesn't it? cuz it proves that ARIANNE STILL HAS IT GOIN' ON!!!!!

Omgirl said...

It's the cutlets, Tib. Get some!

Oh, and Melissa, YES, I am going to let you fly to Vegas, get up at the buttcrack of dawn and come cheer me on!

L. said...

Woooo-Wooooo! What a Lip-Smacker you are! (The arm bracelet rocks!)

And isn't it nice that Martin's PARTNER also likes to dance!
So many of us have "spouses" who don't. Besides, he's cuter than Martin, not that it makes any difference.

I can't believe your sweet, innocent Mindi said "rack!" Y'all have been around too many men with testosterone poisoning!

Tiffany said...

You. Look. Amazing. Good luck and knock 'em dead! I know you will!

André said...

Maybe Big Daddy will be getting some action with a role play or something soon.

CaraDee said...

Yes, you look smokin'! I'm so happy about the undermakings of hotness working out for you.

And I am SOOOOO glad I am not going now. Are you freakin' kidding me? I'm NOT getting up before 6am in Vegas my dear. Good luck!

Cook Family said...

I will cheer you on from my bed, with my eyes closed, and it may look like I'm sleeping, but I'm not!
You do look fabulous. You made the right choice with the color! I'm just a tiny bit disappointed because you don't have the rhinestones on your face. Maybe if you don't want to do the rhinestones, may I suggest a tattoo? (temporary of course!)

jennie w. said...

SO do you have some sort of bra holding the cutlets in place?

Whose idea were the armbands?

Are you afraid that you'll be under/overdressed?

Sher said...

Wow. You're like super smokin' hot.

I wanna learn how to dance. I have two left feet.

Sher said...

And where can I get me some cutlets?!

Shawn said...

Wow!! I am speechless with admiration!! I NEED me one of those gold dresses! And I always look like a "ho" when I perform----I am always looked at askance when I have to stop off at the gas station after a gig---but who the heck cares!!


You are hawt, girl!!!!!!

MiaKatia said...

I am late to the party because I was out of town... but you do look HOT!!! I hope you had a fantastic weekend and that you enjoyed every minute of it (except the crack of dawn part). Can't wait to hear how awesome you were.