My Private Dancer, A Dancer For Money

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It's true. I have a Private Dancer. His name is Martin. He looks like this:

Unless he's dancing. Then he looks like this:



Unless he's dancing in costume, then he looks like this:




He is teaching me to dance so I will look like this:


Unless I'm in costume, in which case I'll look like this:

(Yes, those are all me. Especially the one with the D cups.)

And as soon as I take care of the one minor detail where I have to become a movie star first, I'll be on this:

But seriously though, doing ballroom dance has been a dream of mine since I was a young girl.

I guess I decided to stop dreaming about it and do it. Maksim Chmerkovskiy, here I come!


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