Tuesday, May 5, 2009

My Private Dancer, A Dancer For Money

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It's true. I have a Private Dancer. His name is Martin. He looks like this:


Unless he's dancing. Then he looks like this:



Unless he's dancing in costume, then he looks like this:




He is teaching me to dance so I will look like this:


Unless I'm in costume, in which case I'll look like this:

(Yes, those are all me. Especially the one with the D cups.)

And as soon as I take care of the one minor detail where I have to become a movie star first, I'll be on this:




But seriously though, doing ballroom dance has been a dream of mine since I was a young girl.

I guess I decided to stop dreaming about it and do it. Maksim Chmerkovskiy, here I come!


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15 comments:

Jen said...

How fun! Oh and you look great already in your dancing picture!!

Tiffany said...

HOORAY FOR BIG DREAMS! I can't wait for more updates! You already look amazing to me.

jennie w. said...

His shirt totally cracks me up. The shoes though . . . .

Kami said...

How Cool! For sure post video when you are done, I would love to see it!

Shawn said...

I think that I have that lace black top....


Seriously.

Sher said...

I want a private dancer. Our city is doing a ballroom dancing clinic, and I asked my hubs if we could sign up. He said, Sure, if I can find someone to dance with me.
If I could get Maks, I would totally do it.
p.s. You're HAWT!

L. said...

Really and truly!?!?!? You are taking ballroom dance?!? I am SOOO jealous/proud. And Kelly looks great, even as Martin. (You mean that ISN'T KELLY? You say he threatened mayhem or divorce before he would set a toenail on a dance floor? What a surprise!)

(Your father promised he would take one dance lesson with me for each whole weekend I went boating with him. Score: Boating 10, dancing 0. Again, what a surprise.)

André said...

I think you are much better looking than Steve Wozniak.

Melissa said...

Hot gurl! You are HOT

MiaKatia said...

So cool!!! I am a wee bit jealous. I want to see some video too.

SO said...

Go for it girl!!

Christie said...

Are you LOVING dance lessons? I want to hear all about it some time!

rychelle said...

that's awesome.

is your hubby taking lessons with you?

Chadlock said...

you go girl!

tiburon said...

Atta girl! Can I get a private show? I am stocking up on "singles"