Can we PLEEASE move the voting day up to, say, February 4th? Please??? Because I'm completely positive that if I have to listen to the whole world debate which Republican candidate is a bigger loser (Newt) for 10 more months, I will blow my brains out. Oh wait. You say I only have to listen to them debate about the Republican front runners until the end of August? And then I get to hear them debate about which candidate for president is a bigger dill hole (Romney)? Oh joy.
P.S. On a more important note than the presidency of the United States, my computer just auto corrected "dillhole" to "dill hole." Who knew my iPad was so smart?!